Erotic Cabbage

askashthewiccan:

furbearingbrick:

acesnerdyart:

I was walking through a local trail next to a dog park and in big freakin’ letters Dana was carved into the tree.  The beach trees also had broken limbs that formed eyes.

there are trees around where I live that look like that too.

DONT GO TO THE DOG PARK DONT LOOK AT THE DOG DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE DOG PARK

maythefoxbewithyou:

From thinking “maybe she’ll share the Popsicle!” To “she’s not gonna share the Popsicle :(“.

tastefullyoffensive:

Sassy Cat [x]

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”